The Plan.

Taking The Art World by storm (in 16 easy steps):

1. Make 15 amazing pieces.
2. Infuse them with meaning, depth, urgency, peace, cunning, whimsy, humor and wit.
3. Layer them with complexity.
4. Douse them in intrigue.
5. Cover them in a vague irony.
6. Go to NYC and investigate galleries.
7. Strike up friendships with dealers and compatible galleries,
8. Use said friendships to gain access to said galleries.
9. Find embarrassing information on said dealers/galleries and invest in blackmail (this step is optional, for use in case of extreme desperation)
10. Manage to not get car repossessed.
11. Manage not to go bankrupt.
12. Don't go too crazy (a little crazy is, in fact, normal. Or at least I hope it is.)
13. Don't get discouraged (uh huh).
14. Don't get tired or lazy.
15. Pretend that I don't feel totally and completely outmatched.
16. Continue working full-time at your old job, whilst spending all of your "free" time being creative and original and interesting and cool.